- I want this story to be written
- I don’t want this story to be written by anyone but me
- I don’t want to write this story
credit to HENRIKSAVES
Are we just not gonna talk about this..
Highlights: Seattle Reign FC vs Portland Thorns July 27, 2014
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE